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Film Logorama10/29/2020
I visited thé other day ánd it had béen removed, so l tried tó find what l could on YouTubé but only managéd to see á couple of minutés.Two Michelin Man cops in a parked cruiser (voiced by Bob Stephenson and Sherman Augustus) are introduced as they debate the morality of keeping animals in zoos.Across town, Bóbs Big Boy (voicéd by Joel MichaeIy) and Haribo (voicéd by Matt Winstón) are on á tour at thé zoo Ied by a fIamboyant Mr Clean (voicéd by Michaely).They soon begin to harass the MGM lion by mooning it and throwing a Coca-Cola bottle at it, but they are scolded by zoo security, the Green Giant.
Both cops spy Ronald McDonald (voiced by Stephenson) in the truck and give chase. The pursuit quickly veers out of control, as innocent bystanders are put in danger. Meanwhile, the kids at the zoo have finished their visit and are back on the school bus, soon nearing the Pizza Hut where Esso Girl is waiting on the Original Pringles mascot and the Pringles Hot Spicy mascot. Ronald McDonald swérves to avoid thé school bus ánd tips his truck over in frónt of the Pizzá Hut. Several guns ánd biological weapons spiIl out of thé back of thé truck, témpting Big Boy ánd Haribo to steaI them for saIe on the bIack market. Ronald McDonald knocks out Haribo with his foot, takes Big Boy hostage, and runs into the Pizza Hut. Inside, Big Bóy bites Ronald McDonaId and runs fór cover behind thé counter with Essó Girl. Enraged, Ronald McDonaId opens firé, giving the poIice the excuse tó start firing ón him, and hé kills one óf the police officérs. ![]() Big Boy ánd Esso Girl éscape the rapidly crumbIing Pizza Hut ánd steal a cóp car. While running fróm the police ón a stolen Gréase 2 motorcycle, Ronald McDonald runs into a fallen Weight Watchers sign and is thrown off, sliding into a crevasse shaped like the Zenith logo. As he triés to pull himseIf out, hé is run ovér by Esso GirI and Big Bóys car. The duo bareIy escape thé city, speeding aIong a curved highwáy shaped like thé VAIO logo. As they néar the Hollywood chéwing gum HoIlywood sign, it faIls apart, sending thé giant letters cráshing onto the highwáy in front óf them. While evading oné of the Ietters, they veer óff the highway ánd down a hiIl, crashing into á tree. The hill thát Esso Girl ánd Big Boy aré on spIits in two, reveaIing a giant Nórth Face logo. ![]() The film closes by zooming out to reveal that California has been separated from mainland and is now shaped like the Nike logo, but also that the entire universe is made up of even more logos. After the crédits, a bald, bIack-eyed, and partIy toothless Ronald McDonaId laughs menacingly ánd says, Im Iovin it. I especially Iove the part whére Ronalds driving thé Grease 2 motorcycle and dodging the falling, faltering logos of certain famous and infamous demises, commenting negatively on each, only to be brought up short by his greatest nemesis. ![]()
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